According
to SDE Kenya, a man has sustained a life-threatening injury while trying to
make his manhood bigger with s*x tool
.
First
it was city women with small breasts and butts using concoctions to enlarge
their busts and behinds, or wearing enhancers to create the impression they had
bigger ‘assets.’
Now
men in Nairobi have been bitten by the ‘bigger is better’ bug. Just having a
fuel guzzler, palatial home and expansive parcels of land is no longer enough.
The real man now also has to pack a ‘bazooka’ in his boxers.
It
is the ultimate, it seems, to be super endowed with roaring horse power fuelled
by the ‘blue pill.’ This is the age of the joystick enlarger.
But
for a 26-year-old man, the desire to have a formidable firearm ended at
Kenyatta National Hospital where medics tried to save whatever remained of his
‘tools of trade’ after his manhood got tangled up in an enlargement device.
The
patient cannot be named due to doctor-patient confidentiality, but he consented
to his case being used as a medical case study in the October 2015 issue of the
International Journal of Surgery in which local doctors Faraj Alkizim, Daniel
Kanyata, Joseph Githaiga and Joseph Oliech described how they managed to pull
off a ring that had ‘choked’ the joystick of the patient in an article titled
Tight Affair, for more than 12 hours.
The
International Journal of Surgery notes that Kenyatta National Hospital admitted
the 26-year-old male patient who was presented to the casualty department from
a peripheral facility after he “complained of inability to remove a penile
ring, penile pain and inability to pass urine.”
According
to the doctors, the penile ring had been inserted the previous evening at 7pm
as part of a penile enlargement kit the patient had bought.
The
kit had instructions on how to place the ring around the joystick for three
hours every two weeks. He had previously successfully removed it as he followed
the enlargement regimen.
The
doctors said that the delay to seek medical help led to gradual enlargement of
the joystick with darkening of the glans. He was also unable to urinate and had
developed abdominal pain.
“An
attempt to remove or cut the ring in a minor theatre was unsuccessful as the
ring was too thick for the available cutters,” notes the doctors in the
journal. They explained that, “A sharp prick with a blade was made on the
joystick.
About
100 ml of clotted, dark venous blood was milked out. This enabled a decrease in
the penile circumference and nylon tape was slipped underneath the ring.”
After
an hour of repeatedly slipping the nylon tape under the ring, wrapping the
distal end tightly around the joystick, and pulling the proximal end of the
nylon tape in a circumferential manner, the doctors were able to slip the ring
off the joystick.
It
was quite a lesson for the local jogoo who yearned to crow the loudest and send
hens scampering in his hood.
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